One boy and one girl sit a few feet apart on the same bench in school..
Boy- Hey, what's up?
Girl- Nothing, just my biologytest today. (looks down, pretending to read..)
Awkward silence. Suddenly boy kisses the girl. Girl responds.
Boy- Wow, that was great... So.. do you like me or was this thing just really really rude?
Girl- If I like you? I love you!